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Emily Vaughan
Editor in Chief
Show runner; sovereign leader; unreliable narrator; bigwig extraordinaire.
Ben Olson
Senior Editor, Chief Design Officer
Makes too much money making colors and shapes for shady corporations, so offsets his time by making fun of them. Appreciates mac-and-cheese dinners, the oxford comma, and bullying internet celebrities. Accolades include a J.D. Power Award and Amazon’s June 2021 award for “Drunkest Delivery Driver.”
Zack
Producer
Google Drive Semi-Professional
Amina
Editor
The (much needed) voice of reason for the admin team.
Jeremy
Jeremy is a contributor to News Adjacent.
T Dog
T Dog works for Big Government, but we let him write for us as long as he gives the access codes when the time comes.
Anne Ominous
Anne is the paper's secret agent. A master of disguise, she's the real-life Perry the Playtus, infiltrating America's shadiest corporations.
